Visiting Axum

[ichibeifamily]

WHO: ICHIBEI AND AXUM
WHERE: AXUM TERRITORY 8U
OPEN/CLOSED: Closed
WHEN: THE FIRST NIGHT

[So it is quite late, approaching midnight when, Chain and friends start making their way into Axum's territory, it's dark but not impossible to see, as various lights are on, in homes and boats, or lighting the docks so no one accidentally walks off them into the sea.

SURELY THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR ANY TROUBLE. no they totally are.]

Comments

[rabukidastrophes]

Fine, fine. Just stay out of the way and we won't hurt you okay? We're just here for a meal.

[and_everything_nice]

Awww, do I have to?

[itistolaugh]

No, sweetie, of course you can stay up and party with the rest of us.

[rabukidastrophes]

Yes. It's super important I don't beat up any little girls today.

[and_everything_nice]

If you don't wanna hit me then don't. Smiles says I can stay up.

[rabukidastrophes]

Fine, fine. Just stay out of the way.

[and_everything_nice]

I heard you . . .

[itistolaugh]

Who's Smiles? What? Me?

[and_everything_nice]

Yeah! Unless you want a different name.

[itistolaugh]

Oh! Well... I mean, it fits, obviously, but it's not very cute...

[and_everything_nice]

What would be cuter?

[itistolaugh]

What about big girls?

[rabukidastrophes]

Honestly, I'd still rather not, but there's no getting around it, right? You're amazingly cute, so I promise I'll try not to bruise your face, okay?

[itistolaugh]

Aww, that's sweet! But I'm gonna return the favor.

[Going right for a ♥ SMASH INNA FACE ♥ with a rock. She knew this was the rock's perfect destiny ever since they first met a few hours ago inland. She believed in you, rock, and now your dreams are coming true~!]

[rabukidastrophes]

[Whoa. ONCE AGAIN, KIDA HAS VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED THE INSANITY OF HIS ENEMIES. And instead just instinctively dodges back, NOT YET SMASHED IN THE FACE BUT also obviously on the defensive despite his words.]

You guys are really prepared! Is it possible you were coming over our way already?

[itistolaugh]

[She put a lot of force into that swing so not connecting overbalances her for a second until she can bounce back and lunge for the arm holding the bottle.]

Hahaha, whaaaat? Nah, I just found this rock earlier and I thought to myself, this rock was made for hitting faces! And now here's a face! Y'know?

[speakofthe]

[fucking blondie, I don't even have an icon uploaded yet to express how stupid you are]

[itistolaugh]

[THAT'S OKAY, I HAVE A SELECTION]

[speakofthe]

[hearing that, steps out of the shadows of course there are shadows fuck you let me be dramatic and moves forward to lean against a dock pillar. smiles! it shows a lot of teeth.]

A little fucking presumptuous to assume you'll get it.

[rabukidastrophes]

If you guys can kick us out of here without getting hit at all I'll be really super extra impressed.

[speakofthe]

Or your family could stop trying to compensate for their tiny dicks and broker a deal with us.

[rabukidastrophes]

Unless that deal is we kick your asses until you're afraid to crawl out of your hole, I'm not going to be very interested.

[speakofthe]

Kekeke! Look at this fucking psycho! All hunger, zero brains! Such an obvious fucking violence feeder doesn't know when to take a good deal from the only family with medical supplies to trade. Or do you have a shit ton of high-level healing courtesans hiding in that tall blond dipshit's skirts?

[rabukidastrophes]

I wouldn't care if you were the Church. We're not trading with the team that nearly wiped us out last year.

[speakofthe]

[... BLUFF MODE: ACTIVATED.]