Visiting Axum

[ichibeifamily]

WHO: ICHIBEI AND AXUM
WHERE: AXUM TERRITORY 8U
OPEN/CLOSED: Closed
WHEN: THE FIRST NIGHT

[So it is quite late, approaching midnight when, Chain and friends start making their way into Axum's territory, it's dark but not impossible to see, as various lights are on, in homes and boats, or lighting the docks so no one accidentally walks off them into the sea.

SURELY THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR ANY TROUBLE. no they totally are.]

Comments

[speakofthe]

[dragging his family member by the fucking ear over to this dark corner for a private discussion, PLEASE EXCUSE US, ICHIBEI.]

[itistolaugh]

[WELP. OKAY.]

Nnnuuuuhhhh come on it's the first chance at a meal I've had all daaaayyyyy!

[speakofthe]

Do you have all the fucking patience of a nympho Borja with week-old blue balls?

[itistolaugh]

[give her a moment to parse that]

... Yyyes.

[speakofthe]

[... tugs a ponytail before leaning back against the wall beside her. fucking lunatic family.]

You're not wrong to try and bash in his skull. But getting into an extended brawl the first night when we have shitty resources and shittier feeding levels isn't what Axum does. We're going to be fucking smart.

[speakofthe]

But if you're going to beat the shit out of someone tonight anyway, don't do it half-assed.

[what's this? oh, your prime is handing you a shiny new knife.]

[itistolaugh]

[Okay first of all if she has to be SMART she is in the wrong fucking family I tell you what. Oh but what's this? CHRISTMAS????]

Really? Really really? Really really really?!

[speakofthe]

Spill some blood. That's a fucking order.

[itistolaugh]

[YES SHE WILL DO THIS THING RIGHT AWAY OR SECOND TO RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT AWAY

IS

HUUUUUUUUUGS]

[speakofthe]

[wait what no he is?? uncomfortable??? IF ONLY HE HAD A KNIFE TO MENACE WITH]

Knock it the fuck off and go kill the asshole!

[itistolaugh]

Okaaaay~!

[LA LA LA MURDER LA LA LA]