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[ichibeifamily]

WHO: Ichibei + Aristophanes + Whoever tho
WHERE: Aristophanes
OPEN/CLOSED: OPEN
WHEN: Late morning

[okay so they have made themselves look as PRESENTABLE AS POSSIBLE as you can when you know, several of you have been injured and no one has had a bath since new years and your clothes were shit to begin with.

They are not even trying to be subtle as they head into Aristophane's territory boldly. Or at least, Chain isn't.]

Comments

[unexpectedboner]

We don't generally do bulk discounts, but just for you, I'll throw in those undies for free. Or for just a bottle more, you can upgrade, something the boys'll really appreciate.

[rabukidastrophes]

I'll take the basics, as cute as my entire family on lingerie would be, Levi won't feel special if I get it for everyone.

Instead for an extra bottle you can throw in a couple of those jackets, okay? Remember we're going to be returning customers!

[unexpectedboner]

For an extra bottle I can throw in one jacket. You are welcome to return for more at any time.

Seven bottles of decent stuff and you get one lingerie set, five basic sets of clothes, free tightie-whities, and one incredibly swank jacket. If you don't like the terms, you can try hashing things out with one of my teammates but I can promise they'll be tougher to deal with.

[rabukidastrophes]

Alright, alright. Deal. Any preference on wine or the harder stuff?

[unexpectedboner]

Let's mix it up! A red and a white, and then a variety of liquors as well. If that works for you, at least.