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[ichibeifamily]

WHO: Ichibei + Aristophanes + Whoever tho
WHERE: Aristophanes
OPEN/CLOSED: OPEN
WHEN: Late morning

[okay so they have made themselves look as PRESENTABLE AS POSSIBLE as you can when you know, several of you have been injured and no one has had a bath since new years and your clothes were shit to begin with.

They are not even trying to be subtle as they head into Aristophane's territory boldly. Or at least, Chain isn't.]

Comments

[rabukidastrophes]

Yoo~ Ladies~~! We've heard of your alluring beauty from all across Pearl and have come to behold it with our own eyes!!

[greygull]

Are there ladies here? The only one I've met was definitely a guy.

[rabukidastrophes]

At least two! I heard one punched another one at new years!

[greygull]

Okay, yeah, I did hear about that.

Don't you get punched, too.

[rabukidastrophes]

I'll forgive it as long as I can punch her back. We can have that kind of violent love/love relationship.

[puckable]

There had better be.

[puckable]

Amateur! You need at least one or two more positive adjectives in there.

[rabukidastrophes]

I'm saving them for when they show.

[puckable]

Surely your reserves run deeper than that.

[rabukidastrophes]

If you have complaints, call them out yourself! Maybe you can snag them for your cute Prime.

[puckable]

I'm not some sort of selfish upstager. Besides, I work best up close.

[parasleight]

[from a nearby rooftop, in a falsetto]

Oh my, you certainly have a way with words, young man!

1/2

[rabukidastrophes]

[TURNS AROUND, DELIGHTED!!]

[rabukidastrophes]

[nnnnoooo, why]

Already you're breaking my heart....

[parasleight]

[in a deep narrator-like voice]

The unattainable maiden weeps at the loss, being the sensitive soul that she is.

[rabukidastrophes]

I think you mean ~in~vis~ible~

Where are the hot chicks that we saw on new years?!

[parasleight]

[His voice returns to a falsetto.]

You wound me, sir. Does this figure do nothing for you? [He strikes a sultry pose on the edge of the rooftop.]

[rabukidastrophes]

Maybe if you'd put on a dress. I don't know about this half-assed seduction, though.

[parasleight]

You're interested in dresses? We co~uld help with that.

[rabukidastrophes]

Anyone who wants to see me in a dress had to get it for me~ Since I'm here to buy my own clothes, let's see what you have in my colors.

[parasleight]

Well, you wouldn't happen to have a governess would you? Or shall I fetch one?

Have to do this on the up-and-up you know.