Visiting Axum

[ichibeifamily]

WHO: ICHIBEI AND AXUM
WHERE: AXUM TERRITORY 8U
OPEN/CLOSED: Closed
WHEN: THE FIRST NIGHT

[So it is quite late, approaching midnight when, Chain and friends start making their way into Axum's territory, it's dark but not impossible to see, as various lights are on, in homes and boats, or lighting the docks so no one accidentally walks off them into the sea.

SURELY THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR ANY TROUBLE. no they totally are.]

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[itistolaugh]

What about big girls?

[rabukidastrophes]

Honestly, I'd still rather not, but there's no getting around it, right? You're amazingly cute, so I promise I'll try not to bruise your face, okay?

[itistolaugh]

Aww, that's sweet! But I'm gonna return the favor.

[Going right for a ♥ SMASH INNA FACE ♥ with a rock. She knew this was the rock's perfect destiny ever since they first met a few hours ago inland. She believed in you, rock, and now your dreams are coming true~!]

[rabukidastrophes]

[Whoa. ONCE AGAIN, KIDA HAS VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED THE INSANITY OF HIS ENEMIES. And instead just instinctively dodges back, NOT YET SMASHED IN THE FACE BUT also obviously on the defensive despite his words.]

You guys are really prepared! Is it possible you were coming over our way already?

[itistolaugh]

[She put a lot of force into that swing so not connecting overbalances her for a second until she can bounce back and lunge for the arm holding the bottle.]

Hahaha, whaaaat? Nah, I just found this rock earlier and I thought to myself, this rock was made for hitting faces! And now here's a face! Y'know?

[rabukidastrophes]

[dodging back again]

That's really thoughtful of you! Tch... I guess I have to be serious. Sorry!

[aaand ok DO IT CHAIN YOU CAN FIGHT GIRLS IT'S FINE. YOU CAN'T BE A ROMANTIC IN THIS PLACE. Finally ready to ENGAGE he throws his weight forward instead -- buuut he's going to try to hit her with his fist instead of the bottle because. Yes.]

[itistolaugh]

S'fine! You can be serious! It's still all in good fun!

[She shifts her weight and tucks in to--OOP WAIT, WAIT, SORRY, TEAM MEETING, BRB SOMEONE'S GOT MY EAR.]

[rabukidastrophes]

A...eh... hey....

[WELL. IM...



ok...]

[itistolaugh]

[AAAAAND WE'RE BACK. Now with SHINY! KNIFE! ACTION!!]

Sorry about that! Forgot my knife, silly me. Anywaaaay! Where were we? You were about to punch me and I was going for your arm, right?

[rabukidastrophes]

Right, right, that was pretty much it.

[he speaks casually but he's not holding back this time, your boss's words managed to right on piss him off, and he's focused this time, swinging the wine bottle at her gut.]

[itistolaugh]

[She laughs as he comes at her and takes the hit with the bottle, doubling over it so he can't pull it back as easily. She grabs that wrist with one hand and takes a swipe at him with her knife.]

Yeah, this seems about right! Good job!

[rabukidastrophes]

[his eyes go kind of wide at that, he was expecting her to dodge and when she doesn't he almost tries to take the blow back. he doesn't REALLY want to break anyone's ribs??

But wow food and that's kind of a heady rush when he's been so hungry all day. He grits his teeth and lifts an arm to catch the blow from the knife, then leans back on the bottle she's holding, using it as leverage to swing a kick at the side of her head.

EXCEPT YOU KNOW, NOT COOL AT ALL. on account of. no fighting skills really...]

[itistolaugh]

[Harley keeps a whole of bottle and ducks, throwing all her weight down and forward to dodge the kick and throw him off balance. She brings the knife back around and goes to slash at the arm holding the bottle. SMALL CHILD WANTED BOTTLE, BOTTLE MUST BE RETRIEVED.]

So hey, that guy who showed up late? Your champion, I think? He's pretty cute. D'ya think you could introduce us later? Not that you aren't cute too, just not really my type.

[transvoremation]

[So that white-haired guy who's been pretty quiet? He's still quiet about it, because that's sensible. Which is completely eclipsed by the lack of sense in him trying to catch the knife with his palm, barreling between them at top speed and aiming his other fist to punch her in the gut.]

[speakofthe]

[fucking blondie, I don't even have an icon uploaded yet to express how stupid you are]

[itistolaugh]

[THAT'S OKAY, I HAVE A SELECTION]

[speakofthe]

[dragging his family member by the fucking ear over to this dark corner for a private discussion, PLEASE EXCUSE US, ICHIBEI.]

[itistolaugh]

[WELP. OKAY.]

Nnnuuuuhhhh come on it's the first chance at a meal I've had all daaaayyyyy!

[speakofthe]

Do you have all the fucking patience of a nympho Borja with week-old blue balls?

[itistolaugh]

[give her a moment to parse that]

... Yyyes.

[speakofthe]

[... tugs a ponytail before leaning back against the wall beside her. fucking lunatic family.]

You're not wrong to try and bash in his skull. But getting into an extended brawl the first night when we have shitty resources and shittier feeding levels isn't what Axum does. We're going to be fucking smart.

[speakofthe]

But if you're going to beat the shit out of someone tonight anyway, don't do it half-assed.

[what's this? oh, your prime is handing you a shiny new knife.]

[itistolaugh]

[Okay first of all if she has to be SMART she is in the wrong fucking family I tell you what. Oh but what's this? CHRISTMAS????]

Really? Really really? Really really really?!

[speakofthe]

Spill some blood. That's a fucking order.

[itistolaugh]

[YES SHE WILL DO THIS THING RIGHT AWAY OR SECOND TO RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT AWAY

IS

HUUUUUUUUUGS]