Visiting Axum

[ichibeifamily]

WHO: ICHIBEI AND AXUM
WHERE: AXUM TERRITORY 8U
OPEN/CLOSED: Closed
WHEN: THE FIRST NIGHT

[So it is quite late, approaching midnight when, Chain and friends start making their way into Axum's territory, it's dark but not impossible to see, as various lights are on, in homes and boats, or lighting the docks so no one accidentally walks off them into the sea.

SURELY THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR ANY TROUBLE. no they totally are.]

Comments

[rabukidastrophes]

Yes. It's super important I don't beat up any little girls today.

[and_everything_nice]

If you don't wanna hit me then don't. Smiles says I can stay up.

[rabukidastrophes]

Fine, fine. Just stay out of the way.

[and_everything_nice]

I heard you . . .

[itistolaugh]

Who's Smiles? What? Me?

[and_everything_nice]

Yeah! Unless you want a different name.

[itistolaugh]

Oh! Well... I mean, it fits, obviously, but it's not very cute...

[and_everything_nice]

What would be cuter?

[itistolaugh]

I dunno. Smiley? We can talk about it after our meal.

[and_everything_nice]

Okay.

Don't break the wine bottle. We can use that.

[itistolaugh]

I'll try.

[itistolaugh]

What about big girls?

[rabukidastrophes]

Honestly, I'd still rather not, but there's no getting around it, right? You're amazingly cute, so I promise I'll try not to bruise your face, okay?

[itistolaugh]

Aww, that's sweet! But I'm gonna return the favor.

[Going right for a ♥ SMASH INNA FACE ♥ with a rock. She knew this was the rock's perfect destiny ever since they first met a few hours ago inland. She believed in you, rock, and now your dreams are coming true~!]

[rabukidastrophes]

[Whoa. ONCE AGAIN, KIDA HAS VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED THE INSANITY OF HIS ENEMIES. And instead just instinctively dodges back, NOT YET SMASHED IN THE FACE BUT also obviously on the defensive despite his words.]

You guys are really prepared! Is it possible you were coming over our way already?

[itistolaugh]

[She put a lot of force into that swing so not connecting overbalances her for a second until she can bounce back and lunge for the arm holding the bottle.]

Hahaha, whaaaat? Nah, I just found this rock earlier and I thought to myself, this rock was made for hitting faces! And now here's a face! Y'know?

[rabukidastrophes]

[dodging back again]

That's really thoughtful of you! Tch... I guess I have to be serious. Sorry!

[aaand ok DO IT CHAIN YOU CAN FIGHT GIRLS IT'S FINE. YOU CAN'T BE A ROMANTIC IN THIS PLACE. Finally ready to ENGAGE he throws his weight forward instead -- buuut he's going to try to hit her with his fist instead of the bottle because. Yes.]

[itistolaugh]

S'fine! You can be serious! It's still all in good fun!

[She shifts her weight and tucks in to--OOP WAIT, WAIT, SORRY, TEAM MEETING, BRB SOMEONE'S GOT MY EAR.]

[rabukidastrophes]

A...eh... hey....

[WELL. IM...



ok...]

[itistolaugh]

[AAAAAND WE'RE BACK. Now with SHINY! KNIFE! ACTION!!]

Sorry about that! Forgot my knife, silly me. Anywaaaay! Where were we? You were about to punch me and I was going for your arm, right?

[speakofthe]

[fucking blondie, I don't even have an icon uploaded yet to express how stupid you are]

[itistolaugh]

[THAT'S OKAY, I HAVE A SELECTION]

[speakofthe]

[dragging his family member by the fucking ear over to this dark corner for a private discussion, PLEASE EXCUSE US, ICHIBEI.]

[itistolaugh]

[WELP. OKAY.]

Nnnuuuuhhhh come on it's the first chance at a meal I've had all daaaayyyyy!

[speakofthe]

Do you have all the fucking patience of a nympho Borja with week-old blue balls?