unexpectedboner: (screw the rules i have vests)
Jumpy ([personal profile] unexpectedboner) wrote in [personal profile] ichibeifamily 2014-10-18 08:06 pm (UTC)

[He runs off, then as promised, he returns! He lays out three sets of clothing on a convenient nearby stall:

1) a t-shirt and slacks. The styling is classic (read: unexciting) and they look pretty discount store quality (or lack thereof), but they will keep you from being naked if nothing else.
2) a navy suit jacket with sleek aqua pinstripes. Well-made and you'll look mafia-chic--from the waist up, at least.
3) a delicate lace bra and panty set. It isn't top-quality lace, but that's not top-shelf booze, and either way, it shouldn't be too itchy. The aqua lace is threaded with shimmering blue piping on the outer edging, a little glam without being too hoochie.]

Your bottle can get you any one of these three. I figure this's a good representation of what we can offer, whether you're looking for value options, quality, or style.

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